Grown & made in Washington

Stupid Good Cannabis!

We keep the vibes high and the quality higher. Lab-tested, Washington-grown, and built for the real ones. No gimmicks, no filler — just fire.

  • Lab-tested
  • Terpene-rich
  • Farm to shelf
Pleasant Surprise premium flower jar
Indica
28g of fire

Meet the Good Stuff

Flower, sips, pre-rolls, carts — every one crafted for flavor, potency, and consistency so you can light up with confidence.

Pleasant Surprise flower jar Flower

Pleasant Surprise

Dense, frosty, and dangerously smooth. Indica, 28g.

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Sips Grape Gusheer cannabis beverage Sips

Grape Gusheer

100mg THC cannabis beverage. Twenty servings of grape chaos.

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Original Recipe pre-roll jar Pre-Rolls

Original Recipe

Hybrid pre-rolls, jarred so they land in peak condition.

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The Rocket cartridge, Rainbow Sherbert Carts

The Rocket

Rainbow Sherbert sativa cart, almost 100% THC. Buckle up.

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Why “That’s Crackers”?

Our weed is so unexpectedly good it doesn’t make sense. So we embraced the chaos and built a brand around it. Every product is tested by accredited labs for potency, purity, terpene profile, residuals, and all that sciencey stuff.

You get the high — without the mystery.

Lab-Tested Quality

Every batch tested for purity and potency. No mystery weed here — full transparency, every time.

Variety of Options

Flower, pre-rolls, shots, concentrates, carts, edibles, disposables — you name it, we got it.

Farm to Retail Door

Everything stays top-shelf in transit. Clean, tested, terpene-rich — delivered in peak condition.

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Want to stock That’s Crackers?

Your shelves deserve a brand that actually moves. Our products deliver the potency, flavor, and price point customers come back for — again and again.